is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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