it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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