I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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