I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize