Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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