you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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