He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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