Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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