You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
