i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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