Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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