I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
ok first of all what the fuck
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