butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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