That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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