My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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