I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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