Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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