LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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