I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm bleeding and have questions
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
