what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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