I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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