I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We have started to decorate penises.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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