apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
