how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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