How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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