So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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