he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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