just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
