just tell him i said nine months
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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