so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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