sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
pray to the hookup gods
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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