So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so let's talk penis.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
where are you?
Hypothermia
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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