The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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