She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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