Whod you bang
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I have post one night stand depression
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