they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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