I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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