Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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