About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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