i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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