Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
as a side note pls kill me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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