My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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