Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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