belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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