I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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