There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.