It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.