I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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