this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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