why didn't you poke me back
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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