it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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