Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You can't motorboat a personality
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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