You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just cropdusted the office
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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