hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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