When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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