He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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